"The people I hang out with have sense. They'll just say something like 'Thanks, I was getting a little thirsty.'" -- commenting on her habit of occasionally tossing a drink in the face of a friend, for effect
“I've dated men my age, younger than me and older. The only difference is the young ones are quicker at taking out the garbage.”
"Come on - phone sex is the biggest joke."
"I still sweat bullets if I go on The Tonight Show, but I tell myself, 'You can either have fun tonight or you can be shy and miserable.' You ask my friends or anyone I work with now -- nobody would say I was shy."
....I think Lara Flynn Boyle is my new role model....
"the" Americanization of English?
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